The 30 Worst Ways To Get In Shape In 30 Days – A.K.A. Don’t Try This At Home If You Want To Get Fit
I can’t even count how many times I have see an article titled How To Get In Shape In 30 Days. The truth is, there are definitely some things you should be doing but there are also some things you should not be doing to get into shape in one month.

In this article, I’d like to focus on the bad ideas for a change!
How To Get Shape In 30 Days – Unsuccessfully
#30 – Drink a lot of alcohol
#29 – Eat desserts
#28 – Pig out before bed
#27 – Follow advice from the unhealthy
#26 – Lie to yourself about your actions
#25 – Hypnosis
#24 – Continue or start smoking
#23 – Play lots of video games
#22 – Watch lots of TV
#21 – Try to lose too much weight too quick
#20 – Purge
#19 – Use fat burners
#18 – Use Appetite suppressants
#17 – Get surgery
#16 – Sleep only 5 hours a night or less
#15 – Stress out!
#14 – Tell yourself you will fail
#13 – Keep your goals a secret
#12 – Just “wing it”
#11 – Workout 12 hours a day or more
#10 – Train hard everyday
#9 – Train like a bodybuilder
#8 – Neglect rest days
#7 – Neglect diet
#6 – Neglect resistance training
#5 – Neglect cardio
#4 – Neglect family
#3 – Eat too little
#2 – Eat too much
The top, #1 Way Not To Get in Shape in 30 Days: Wait until Monday to start
If you actually do want to get in shape in 30 days, checkout this 30 Day Lose Fat & Gain Muscle Workout And Diet article.
Are there some definite “no-nos” I missed?
Add your top dieting/exercising tips not to do in the comment section below.
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Dave - Not Your Average Fitness Tips
Mar 01, 2011 @ 18:07:10
Funny stuff. There’s only so much progress that can be made in 30 days. I’m more of the slow and steady wins the race type of guy. Yo-yo dieting and exercising just doesn’t feel like the natural way to go about doing things.
Kevin - Fitness B&W
Mar 01, 2011 @ 18:52:32
Exactly… and those who follow the yo-yo dieting do exactly that – they lose some then gain it all back. That’s funny you mentioned the slow & steady racer, I’m definitely the tortoise when it comes to racing too – metaphorically, of course!
Kelly-Fitness Overhaul
Mar 01, 2011 @ 18:25:46
Hey Kev.
You forgot talk on your cell phone in the gym while you are supposed to be working out!
Cool post.
-Kelly
Kevin - Fitness B&W
Mar 01, 2011 @ 18:53:33
Nice Kelly – we’re up to the top 31 worst ways to get in shape now!
Project Swole
Mar 04, 2011 @ 16:31:58
I thought this was going to be a list of at-home workout routines that you can’t stand. I’m almost sorry that you didn’t tear some worthless routines apart, like the Shake Weight or something. Another name for this post could have been “30 Things That Typical Americans do Every Day”.
Kevin - Fitness B&W
Mar 05, 2011 @ 07:38:43
Ahhh, you’re right, that would definitely be a fun post! But hey, what’s wrong with the Shake Weight?
The Underwear Body
Mar 13, 2011 @ 04:50:20
How about; announce to everyone that you are going to get in shape?
So many times I’ve seen people with good intentions meet with resistance from their colleagues and “friends” when they want to improve themselves. From waving food in front of them, to telling them they can’t do it. Its pretty sad!
Methinks its best to keep quiet in the early stages, until you build up a head of steam
Michael
Michael
Aug 19, 2011 @ 14:35:19
I have been there and done all 30 of the ways to stay out of shape. Just recently my wife asked if I would help her get back in to shape because she can’t stay focused with me doing as I want and I said “Let’s get started on Monday” that was about 3 Mondays ago.
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Ian Jones
Sep 05, 2011 @ 07:20:49
Dave, I definitely agree with you- weightloss should never be a race. Using faddy methods to shed pounds may produce positive initial results but almost always fails in the long term. Very restrictive diets and unrealistic exercise regimes are just not sustainable so will inevitably break down at some point. The resulting weight gain not only takes the dieter back to square one, it also exerts a powerful negative impact on their attitude. Feelings of failure are never going to be beneficial for somebody attempting such a difficult challenge, but are inevitable if sensible weightloss programmes are not followed. It’s about making a lifestyle change, not loosing the most weight in the shortest possible time.
Kevin
Sep 24, 2011 @ 11:17:18
How about ‘setting unrealistic goals’ as an addition to your list?
Fred
Oct 06, 2011 @ 15:29:02
Hey Kevin,
Great List. I agree with the slow, steady approach. I usually tell people that it takes years for most to get out of shape, so don’t expect to reverse that in a few weeks or a month.
Kevin McMillian
Oct 07, 2011 @ 07:12:57
That’s great advice Fred … when it comes to the tortoise and the hare, I’m a fan of the tortoise.
J Rob
Jan 11, 2012 @ 00:05:02
LOL! Nice one! Instead of the same ol’ tips this one has a great impact to try to loose weight by giving out tips that are the opposite to loosing weight..hahahhahah LOL